Property firms’ collapse takes centuries off construction techniques
News that a property developer that has worked in the area and a highlands construction firm have both gone bust has led to a crisis in the Inverness property boom.
With an inexplicable lack of builders now in the fastest growing town city in the known universe, prospective home-owners are now resorting to medieval construction techniques, including straw, mud and stone.
Developers of the new town at Tornagrain have admitted that the plans have been modified to make the houses from cardboard found drifting throuh the centre of Inverness.
