City status revoked after slump in performances
After an underwhelming few months for Inverness, the Highland Capital’s city status has been revoked.
Following Icy Tea’s relegation from the top flight of Scottish football, the endless streetscaping and the failure of major developments such as the distributor completion, national authorities have removed the status of “city” from Inverness, reverting it to being a town.
A cloud of despair descended upon the town city town after Saturday’s final showdown, and the move comes in the light of the continuing decline of what has now become just the Capital of the Eastern Highlands.
The exodus of most of our Eastern European migrant workers, the continuing poor development of the economy, closure of numerous businesses and the complete inability to buy a coffee after 6pm has been now added to the fact that Inverness is no longer an SPL town.
Citizens are now called to assemble outside the Town House this Saturday at noon in order to witness the building being replaced by a portakabin.
The only silver lining to the situation is that now that Caledonian 80 Shilling Thistle are in the first division, Invernessians can now look forward to easy trips to Dingwall for the Highland derby…
