Highland Capital to be come even more famous
The much feared campaign to persuade local bankrupt business owners to continue to pour their pension funds into the coffers of Inverness BID was launched this week at a spectacular Business Breakfast featuring the finest room service leftovers that the Inverness Hotel Association has ever produced.
The 2011 Inverness Con campaign (“I-CON”) will feature the staging of not one but several i-conic events in order to ensure that Inverness finally becomes famous on the Black Isle and beyond.
A BID spokesman gushed “You just have to mention the likes of Chernobyl, Hiroshima or Hurricane Katrina, to know that there is a lot of publicity to be gained and a lot of public money to be made from hosting i-conic events”.
In unrelated news, an application has been made to the Inverness Common Good Fund for the purchase of substantial quantities of weapons grade uranium and the removal of unsightly flood defences along the banks of the River Ness.
